The victory at Wal mart

So I’m high at Walmart standing in the money center line in Walmart running late for court and there were two people in front of me I didn’t even talk to the middle person but in the front of the line stands the biggest fucker I ever seen

I politely ask him to bud in line

He says no

I say fuck you

Then he challenges me to a fight

I’m like what there’s cameras everywhere I’m a vulnerable adult that’s an extra penalty

He storms out requesting I come outside and fight him

No

I cashed my check made it out of court without going to jail I go home and buy more drugs

Epic win

Edit some Walmart employee came from upstairs or something after a delay and I’m like so what I swore

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