theres a man down the street giving out free fucks in the asses and he says he knows you

told him i was the type of guy that expects reach arounds but i dont give them in return. he was uh uh your straight

i actually had a gay guy say that to me after i said some shit like that to him. as it turns out its actually easy being gay every gay guy thats ever messaged me wants to have sex like right now

i always fuck with them and say some gay ass shit thats too gay for the gays and it scares them away lol

i have a girlfriend i like girls but when it comes to jokes the gays are an easy target

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